WOOHOO!
You guys are amazing!
We now have over 10 000 players registered on Game Center! And getting more every day!
Thanks to everyone playing our game! You’re the best!
Note that this is not the same as all people playing the game, as many (a lot actually) are playing without Game Center.

In other terrifying and rather odd news, it turns out that Gordon is a shapeshifter. When hearing the fantastic news about our Game Center players he neatly transformed into a dog.

Cons: Dogs are not that good at programming and you have to walk him every now and then.
Pros: Dogs are cuter than programmers and in this case more comprehensible.